Why Earth? Weren’t there better planets?

Honestly, yes. But Earth carries this wildly unpredictable energy, like a wandering quantum anomaly. One moment it’s symphonies and space telescopes, the next it’s cats losing their minds over cucumbers. It’s chaotic, it’s wild, and we love it.

What’s the Prime Directive here?

Observe, don’t interfere. No altering time, and absolutely no gifting warp drives to civilisations still struggling with QR codes. Earth gets to do Earth. We’re just here to sample the delights and send out the stream.

How do you broadcast back to Lemon Moon?

Through a multi-dimensional neural resonance interface encoded in 42-layer quantum packets. Or, as you call it, “Wi-Fi.” But with more humming. Actual Technologia.

Will there be merch?

Eventually. Maybe. If Earth survives the next election cycle. We’re thinking knowledge caps, gravity socks, and self-replicating bookmarks. You’ll be the first to know, unless you're reading this from Alpha Centauri, in which case... sorry for the delay, we’re still debugging the hatch comms.

Where is Lemon Moon, exactly?

Ah, Lemon Moon. Technically speaking, it's located just beyond the eighth-and-a-half dimension, orbiting a theoretical axis known only to retired probability mathematicians and certain species of sentient luggage.

Put simply: if you’ve ever misplaced your keys, forgotten why you walked into a room, or had déjà vu, you may have brushed past Lemon Moon. You just didn’t realise it.